var Statements = new Array(
'Check out Shocking Celebrity Makeovers',
'Check out Get Motivated',
'Try Celebrity Hairstyles',
'Try Celebrity Glamour Shots',
'Try National Parks',
'Try Dream Vacations',
'Try Dream Cars',
'Try Oprah Winfrey Photo of the Day',
'Try Lose Weight Now!',
'Try Super Dream Mansions!',
'Try Crop Circles',
'Try Quotes from The Office',
'Try Funny Dog Pictures',
'Try Tiger Woods Golf Shots',
'Try Richest People in the World',
'Try Debt Reduction Tips',
'Try Cute and Funny Cat Pictures',
'Try UFO Pictures',
'Try Classic Cars'
);
function GetStatement(outputtype)
{
if(++Number > Statements.length - 1) Number = 0;
if (outputtype==0)
document.write(Statements[Number])
else if (document.getElementById)
document.getElementById("ponder").innerHTML=Statements[Number];
}
function GetRandomNumber(lbound, ubound)
{
return (Math.floor(Math.random() * (ubound - lbound)) + lbound);
}
var Number = GetRandomNumber(0, Statements.length - 1);
GetStatement(0)